Sunday, 29 November 2015

A NIGHT WITH THE TROLLS.





After another night of high wind and torrential rain, we were not in the least surprised when tonight's BBC weather forecast for the next few days promised more of the same. Nor were we cheered by the severe weather warning for our part of the world, although it must be said that we are becoming used these alarming messages.

Throughout the day the trees at the bottom of the garden thrashed about to such an extent that I began to wonder how the big fire tree could survive such a buffeting, as it appeared to tossing several directions at once. Our silver birch spent most of the day at a forty five degree angle, and the old apple trees creaked like old sailing ships tossed at sea!

As promised our cleaning lady appeared, bright eyed and bushy tailed at nine O clock sharp. Since Pa and I had barely a couple of hours sleep last night and my son little better it was a very rusty set who sat down for a breakfast of toasted cheese and a pot of good strong tea at around ten thirty!

During the night I had been in considerable pain and had resorted to the internet for amusement, armed with a bottle of “Jack Daniels” and a packet of digestive biscuits I amused myself with my favourite game, Troll Busting!

It always irritates me when a perfectly good site is ruined by the arrival of a foul mouthed, ill-informed. bigoted, ignorant troll. The plague is wide spread and I know that many people are put off by their behaviour, I however consider them to be fair game and treat them to the Trolls Bane treatment!
Friends have been hounded by these scummy little tykes and so a few of us have banded together to give them a taste of their own poison. No bad language is used, we attack with facts, a healthy dose of sarcasm and a degree of withering scorn, the combination of which usually has the little blighter’s on the run in a few days.

My particular dislike is for the downright nasty types who attack sites such as disabled forums, one unpleasant little tick we recently dealt with insisted that Hitler was right to condemn anyone with a disability to the gas chambers, imagine the effect that such a statement could have on a vulnerable disabled child. I know of one deaf child who one reading this pernicious trash became withdrawn and desperately unhappy. During the weeks it took her parents to discover the cause of her misery she changed from a bright happy girl to a sad recluse, refusing to play with her hearing friends as she felt herself worthless.

This was the beginning of my troll bashing activities, I do not seek them out, but if I find them I do battle, at the very least while they are attacking me they are leaving some other poor soul, less able to defend themselves alone for a while.

The odd thing is that what seems to upset them most is the correct use of vocabulary and grammar, faced with this they become hopping mad in no time….weird!

As I write the wind in screeching about the gables of the house like a demented banshee and from time to time there is the sound one of the pigeons that roost between the barge boards and the roof being blown down the slates and into the gutter some eight or nine feet below. Poor things, they are having a tough time this winter, as are we all!
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No internet for me tonight, I have laid in a selection of films to while away the sleepless hours.
I shall watch the titanic sink,”A Night to remember”, watch her brought back to the surface,“Raise the Titanic” and the if there is time I shall watch the National Geographic documentary of how Bob Ballard found the sunken ship, some years ago.
Proof positive that should the roof of our house succumb to the gale that worse things happen at sea!



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