Friday, 30 October 2015

A SQUALLY DAY

When I awoke this morning to the sound of heavy rain beating upon my bedroom window., my inclination was to snuggle down under my quilt and go back to sleep. Duty called however and so I donned my dressing gown and made my way downstairs to mend the fires, open the curtains and feed the cat. These tasks herald the start of my winter days, along with making the first coffee of the day for the sleeping men folk of the family.

The wind howled in the chimneys and the drummed loudly on the roof f the conservatory, a more miserable and unpromising morning would be hard to imagine. Still the house was warm and cosy, and although outside was darkened by the heavy cloud inside all was bright and cheerful.

The cat Moth revelled in my undivided attention and it was quite a time before I returned to my room to make the coffee. Some time ago we purchased a wonderful machine which boils anything from half a cup to a teapot full of water. Unlike a kettle it does not have to be picked up but dispenses the water directly into the cups, rather like a coffee machine does, and this spares me much pain as in the morning my hands are often more than usually painful.

Enjoying our breakfast while the rain still fell in torrents discussing our plans for the day.
My son would spend his day writing, his new book must be ready in two weeks so he has his nose to the grindstone. Pa had the laundry to do and I had lots of Halloween related business to attend to, and so, with the dishes done we went our separate ways.

As I tidied the guest room and made preparations for a visit from a friend of my son's the cat Twiggy sat in the window, patting the glass from time to time as the wind plastered the panes with small leaves from the silver birch at the bottom of the garden. As soon as I had made the bed and covered it with a warm throw, she left the window and curled up on the guest bed, a favourite roost
when bad weather keeps her indoors.

All at once the rain ceased and the sun shone, the wind dropped and I decide that now was the time for my visit to the shop. As I turned in tot the lane it seemed that the whole village had the same idea and by the time I reached the shop in was packed and a long queue had formed at the till.

Children, on half term holiday took advantage of the lull in the weather to hop out to buy sweets and comics with money given them by their harassed mothers in the hope that in their absence there might be time for a cup of tea and a few moments of much needed relaxation! A forlorn hope as the children seemed intent upon hurrying home before the weather closed in again

By four thirty it was beginning to be dark and although the rain had stopped the ragged clouds which scudded across the evening sky promise plenty more rain overnight.
I love to be out of doors, in fact I need plenty of fresh air if I am to thrive, however there is something almost comforting about days like today. Ones sense of well-being and happiness is accentuated by the awfulness of the weather in contrast with the cosiness within.

We have hunkered down for the night, in my room a scented candle burns in a coloured glass lamp and is casting a rosy glow about the room. My bed awaits and I shall e glad to slip between the sheets and drift of to sleep, while the wind which woke me this morning still howls around the old house

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

PUPKIN CARVING,PUMPKIN SOUP AND THE BIGGEST DAMNED SPIDER I EVER SAW!


This morning my cleaner arrived early to give the downstairs rooms and the kitchen a good scrubbing. Dust from the fires is causing havoc, leaving a fine patina of grey ash over everything, and in spite of the fact that I did some dusting myself a couple of days ago; the library and the drawing room resembled Pompeii after Vesuvius had erupted!

After breakfast I ensconced myself in the conservatory, and armed with two bowls and a very sharp knife, set about carving our Halloween pumpkin for Saturday's party. Even with both wrists strapped up I found it rather a painful business and as I hacked out large chunks of pumpkin
flesh, I thought wistfully of the plastic ones I had seen on ebay, lit by battery and most of all involving no effort.

I think that the time is fast approaching when I may have to resort to buying these monstrosities, but not quite yet.
The pumpkin was a large one and had won second prize at the Pumpkin feste last week and I soon filled a large bowl with lovely orange flesh which I later made in to enough soup to last half the winter. The seeds, bits of tough skin and pithy bits went into a separate bowl ready to be composted.
The result of my efforts was not as good as last years, but it was adequate and would look well when lit with candles and placed on the bench by the front door.

PUMKIN SOUP
1lb pumpkin flesh cut in to chunks
2 carrots
1 large onion quartered
1 large parsnip
2 cloves of garlic peeled
1 litre chicken stock
1ltr semi skimmed milk.
Salt and pepper to taste.
3 tablespoons of olive oil

Place the vegetables in a large roasting tin and pour over the oil/
Roast in the oven a 200oC for about 30 minutes.
When the vegetables have cooled a little purree them in a blender and put them in to a large saucepan together with the milk and the stock.
Heat until almost boiling then serve at once.

I often make pumpkin crisps as a garnish for this dish.
Simply slice thin slivers of pumpkin using a potato peeler and deep fry them in hot fat until they are crisp and light brown.
Sprinkle them over the soup when you serve it and leave the rest in a bowl on the table.
I promise you there will be no crisps left at the end the meal!

I was glad to go to my room after dinner for a rest and was sitting in my comfy chair with the cat in my lap, when from under the bed the biggest spider I had ever had the misfortune to encounter strolled out into the centre of the room.
I felt uncomfortable as I realised that it was heading in my direction and that I had no chance at all of disengaging myself from the cat and getting out of my chair in time to avoid having the awful beast run over my bare feet!!!!!

Coming to my rescue Twiggy jumped off my lap, pounced on the monster and ate it up at once!
Within a moment she was back on my knee curled up as if nothing had happened, only a couple of spiders legs on the rug were left to show what had happened.
Oh how I do love that cat.





Tuesday, 27 October 2015

A CREATIVE DAY....WITH INTERUPTIONS




I had set today aside for the making of decorations for our Halloween party and by hook or by crook I intended that by evening the business end of the work would be completed, and so it was, but not without a catalogue of distractions.
Hoping to get breakfast over early in order to have the large kitchen table to myself I whizzed(well what passes for whizzing in my condition) through my morning chores and we had just sat down to breakfast when the Avon lady arrived and of course I couldn't find my purse.
Eventually my son paid the bill and I breathed a huge sigh of relief as I returned to the table to eat my boiled egg.

Unfortunately the business of finding my purse and the Avon lady's inclination to chat meant that my nice runny egg yolk (four minutes) was by now hard boiled! Nothing daunted I sliced up some lettuce and made an egg sandwich, not my ideal breakfast to be sure but under the circumstances the best I could do.

Breakfast over and the washing up begun our window cleaner arrived, now he really is a gossip and it was a full half hour before I could return to the kitchen and the washing up.

At last the coast seemed clear and I set about making a scary ghost to hang in the drive on Halloween night. I have made the skull last week and today I attached it to a wire coat hanger, draped long swaths of white muslin from the hanger to wave in the breeze and added a muslin cowl for a sinister ghostly nun look!

I was in the process of attaching a pair of skeletal hands when my gardeners arrived to do the lawns.
They are a father and son team and are very knowledgeable, efficient and will undertake most types of gardening work. Earlier this year they made and fitted a new wooden arch at the top of the patio steps to replace the one brought down by a winter gale.
This morning we needed to discuss the cost of, and the timetable for the trimming of some ivy which is growing through the roof ties and into the loft!

I dislike removing ivy as it is such good cover for birds to nest in and the berries are a wonderful food source for them in late winter.
We decided that it would be OK to leave the job for a month or two when the berries had been eaten and made made the decision as to scaffolding versus ladders,(scaffolding was decided upon) then discussed the removal of a dead branch currently hanging over the roof of the house. This work would be carried out in the next week or so. This done I returned to my neglected ghost, but before I could attach the hands I spent a good half hour searching for a missing roll of cello tape!

I had decided to cook pasta for dinner in order to use up the last of our tomatoes and courgettes, only now did I realise the I had no Red Pesto, an ingredient vital when the fresh basil has gone.

My son was busy writing, Pa was asleep and it was by now pouring with rain, With a deep sigh I put on my coat, grabbed a brolly and trudged up the lane to the shop.

Our local shop is wonderful and I have never yet asked for an item which they did not have from, profiteroles to garden canes… they stock the lot. It is not however the place to visit if one is in a hurry as first one and then another enquires after ones health and the condition of everyone in the family.
Village business is discussed, plans made for visits and a general exchange of news is obligatory.
Since everyone who works in the shop is so pleasant and kind in ordinarily this is no hardship and I have spent many a happy half hour chatting in this way.
By the time I was heading down the lane for home it was beginning to be dark. It was almost worth the trouble to see how lovely our house looked, it's widows lit by lamp light and the glow from the library fire.
“Bugger the ghost.”I said aloud and set about preparing our dinner. It was a lovely meal enjoyed by all and after the dishes were done I finally managed to add the finishing touches to the ghost.
It is now ensconced in the garage where it will remain until it is deployed on Halloween, and I hope it will have been worth all the fuss.

The way my luck is running there will be a gale that night and the damned thing will be blown into the next parish!

Monday, 26 October 2015

OF CATS AND MEN







Our home is graced by the presence of two stunningly beautiful, and much loved cats, and we long ago came terms with the fact that these two divas rule the household with a rod of iron!

The older cat Twiggy is a silver grey, sleek and extremely elegant beauty, the younger, a Calico Cat named Moth is the epitome of cute, a sort of Beatrice Potter cat, with such engaging ways that my son; her chief worshiper sees to it that her lightest whim is satisfied…...at once:

These two females hate each other with a passion and cannot tolerate each others presence
under any circumstances and it is for this reason that one lives upstairs and the other down!
This is an arrangement which has many drawbacks.

For instance if Upstairs Twiggy wishes to go out into the garden she must go in to Downstairs Moths sphere of influence. Any meeting between these two results in an impromptu cats choir practice followed by some foul language from both the cats and from the human inhabitants.

Latterly the colder weather has caused Upstairs Twiggy to venture down stairs in order to sit before one of the fires, and trouble has until recently been the result of this encroachment.

Recently however the drawing room which houses one of the stoves has become “Tom Tiddler's Ground” and in this room an uneasy truce has developed.
This means that Twiggy can now access the garden when she wishes without starting a feline war!

Unfortunately the truce does not extend to the garden itself and there is still many a merry chase
when the ladies meet by chance around a corner of the house.

Matters are complicated further by the fact that our garden seems to be a Mecca for every moggie in the village, and a total of eight cats regularly visit our garden, a number of them for very anti social reasons!

One of the male cats, a handsome gentleman named Socks is usually welcomed by Moth, Twiggy however takes a dim views of his liberty taking and has been known to see him off the premises in short order..
The rest of the interlopers are cordially detested by both of our cats, and if any venture to enter the house, or are discovered in the garden mayhem ensues!

Moth, who habitually disports herself before the library fire, which she considers to be her especial property tolerates no nonsense from any other cat, and even Socks, when he visits is obliged to sit on one of the armchairs and a distance from her fire.

Twiggy's forays into the drawing room have become so frequent that we hope that Moth will become accustomed to her presence downstairs. Of course Twiggy too must learn to tolerate her rival and here is the sticking place, for Twiggy is the mistress of high dudgeon, and her temper resembles that of a Tasmanian Devil!

One thing is certain, there will be no real peace until one of the cats gives way…...hmmmmm…..I think hell may well freeze before this happy event takes place!

Time alone will tell.

Sunday, 25 October 2015

OUR GHOST RETURNS





During the summer months our resident ghost has taken a holiday from his haunting and we began to think that perhaps he had left his old home, well folks, we were wrong; he's back, with bells on:
Last night the house was once again fragrant with the smell of his pipe tobacco, and once again we are finding doors which we know were locked last thing at night, unlocked, and in some cases open when we go downstairs in the morning.

Last winter after a series of incidents including switching on the television in the middle of the night, I became curious and did some tentative research in to who our spooky guest might be, the results were most interesting.

To begin with I unearthed a village legend which concerns the existence of a “Bogie” which, it is said, terrorised a local family may years ago. In fact they became so afraid that they left the house and moved to another at the other end of the village.

So far I have been unable to ascertain which house was haunted by the Bogie, but it was a promising start.
Next I trawled through village archives and discovered that the house was once owned by a local land owner, I even have a photograph of him taken in around 1890. Conspicuous in this photo is a hefty tobacco pipe, another clue?

I discovered last Halloween that such is our homes reputation for being haunted that a number of village children were afraid to call at the house to “Trick or Treat” and this also explains why our apple, pear and plum trees, considered by many some of the best in the village are never raided by scrumpers!

I was told by an elderly neighbour that a previous owner of the house was obliged to collect his daily newspaper from the shop as the paper boy refused point blank to deliver it!

Fortunately none of us are of a nervous disposition, our last home was haunted by an elderly lady, a previous owner and within a few feet of our house a plague pit dating back to the great plague of 1665 gave rise to some very odd tales, although we saw nothing untoward in the twelve years in which we lived there

In the case of our present spectre I am convinced that he returns to make sure that the present occupants are taking proper care of one of his former properties, and I flatter myself that he will find nothing of which to complain.

Of one thing I am certain, he is fond of cats, ours have been know to purr like little engines and respond with pleasure to an unseen hand stroking their fur, it's an odd thing to watch.

With the approach of Halloween we are preparing for the usual young visitors and only yesterday a lady asked if we would mind if she accompanied her two children when they called on us. Apparently they had heard of our hospitality last year but were afraid to call at the house for fear of meeting the ghost.
I said that of course we should be happy to see both herself and her boys.


It is all very odd, one thing is certain, when children are too afraid to collect free sweets and cookies something is very definitely amiss!

Saturday, 24 October 2015

THE PUMPKIN FESTE




Today was the culmination of a summers anxious nurturing, training and quite a bit of espionage, at high noon the judging of the Annual Pumpkin Competition took place in the village hall.

This festival is always well attended as a good lunch is laid on with wine beer or cider and a great deal of fun is had by all.

My son and I were up betimes and with all our chores done we arrived at the hall in good time. A kind neighbour had ferried our entry to the hall, a mode of transport much preferred by my son, who would otherwise had had to push our pumpkin up the hill in a wheel barrow!

We sat at what has become known as “The Naughty Table” where all those given to practical jokes and merry badinage are kept safely apart from the more sedate entrants!

After lunch the formal weigh in began, it was obvious even before this event took place which of the entries had won, for at the end of the row a huge specimen almost twice the size of it's nearest rival towered over the opposition.
Until today we had all believed that the largest pumpkin belonged to a neighbour of ours, who's exhibit had hung all summer in plain sight on the wall surrounding of his cottage, its increasing girth had even been mentioned in the Parish Magazine on more than one occasion throughout the summer

The last minute entry had escaped the village spy ring who's task it was to report the progress of those known to be growing pumpkins for the show. Shrouded among a row of runner beans this giant had gone unnoticed and there were gasps of amazement as it was hefted, by several burly fellows in to the hall.

Our Table was a lucky one for among it's occupants were the second and third prize winners and the prize fr the prettiest pumpkin, which I am proud to say was grown by my son and I. It weighed in at a very respectable 26 pounds and was the sixth largest pumpkin in the hall.

Everyone at our table won a raffle prize and several of us won our chosen pumpkins in the auction which followed the judging.
It was great fun and a lovely way to spend a rainy Autumn afternoon..
I already have my pumpkin patch chosen for next year and my son will soon be out with a family friend on a manure rustling expedition to ensure a whopper for next years show.

Wouldn't it be great if we could grow a hundred pounder!

There is, however a slight problem, should anyone manage to grow a pumpkin weighing more than 120 pounds the scales will be unable to weight it and we will be obliged to ask our GP, who's surgery is located in the village hall for the loan of the scale which he uses to weigh his patients!

Friday, 23 October 2015

WEST WIND





A thick mist hung over the village at first light, but by the time I had mended the fires and fed the cats, the wind had freshened from the west and the mist vanished, chased away by the strengthening gusts.
The tall Maple at the edge of the garden, brilliant these past weeks with Autumn colour responded to this buffeting by shedding it's large bright leaves in a great shower and before I had finished dressing the lawn was carpeted with leaves and the tree was looking very bare.

During the summer the trees which grow at the end of our garden form a dense barrier from the outside world, but once the leaves are gone the vista opens up and the distant hills can be seen from almost every room in the house.

On the down side our house and garden can then be clearly seen from the lane and at this time of the years passing villagers stare with frank curiosity to see what changes have been wrought during the Summer months., and do not scruple to pass judgement upon what they see! Their trenchant remarks can be quite amusing when one can listen unobserved from the small secret garden we are in the process of making.

This new openness provides more opportunities for conversation than in the Summer when only disembodied voices can be heard as folk pass by, and we spend many an interesting half hour swapping village gossip with passing neighbours, invisible to us in the leafy Summertime.

As I dressed my hair(a tricky business since the arthritis in my thumbs has worsened) the wind blew stronger plastering the windows with leaves. When a few moments later a strong burst of sunshine glance on them they lit up the room like a glowing fire, the effect was stunning.

In a fit of whimsy I tried to remember a poem, well a piece of doggerel actually, about the way the wind blows. Unable to recall it fully to mind I wrote my own version of this dotty little rhyme

When the wind is in the north
You'll get cold if you go forth.

When the wind is in the east,
It's neither good to man nor beast.

When the wind is in the west,
Don't forget to wear your vest!

When from the south the wind doth blow.
Throw of your thermals and off you go!

This may not be exactly right but it certainly does state the case, don't you think.


If anyone out there knows the actual words I'd be glad to hear from them.

Thursday, 22 October 2015

A DAY OF ODDS AND ENDS




.One consequence of my having been unwell for the past couple of months has been the build up of those small. Irritating little tasks, which would in the normal course of events be done as and when the need arises. Now with guests expected soon and a party in just over a week I stirred my stumps, gritted my teeth and spent the day working my way through a long list of grotty tasks!

With a large order of meat arriving next week and with the prospect of Christmas goodies to be stored, defrosting the freezer (oh how I hate that job) was first on the list. Our freezer is a deep one and I am quite short and this goes a long way to making things difficult. On one occasion I actually fell in to a large chest freezer head first and was obliged to call for help.
This was a considerable time arriving and by the time a rescue was effected I was perishing cold, soaking wet and very cross indeed!

With the contents safely packed in insulated boxes I deployed bowls of hot water to melt the ice and while I waited I prepared a dinner of roast chicken with stuffing, roast potatoes green beans, carrots and apple sauce. With everything ready to pop in the oven later in the day I returned to the to begin phase two.

Now I know that most chest freezers come with a drain these days, but, have you noticed how close to the floor the outlet is? It is impossible to position a bowl under the drain, a tray is about the only thing which will fit and being shallow any attempt to put it up when full results in as big a puddle on the utility room floor as if I had just opened the drain and left it at that!

Th alternative is to empty the tray more often, which occasions so many trips to the sink that it is impossible to take ones eyes off the dripping drain!

I did neither of these things. Once the freezer had defrosted I emptied a laundry basket full of towels awaiting being laundered and allowed the yukie water to soak into them, before loading them into the washing, machine, cunning eh?

Then after cleaning the inside of the freezer I was soon ale to turn it on and pit back its contents
Pheeew!

The coal arrived, delivered by the local shop keeper who is also a family friend, along with the coal he brought a lovely bunch of late Dahlias, wonderful large blooms and I think the best in the village. He also bought a parcel of interesting gossip, a distraction which I welcomed.
Much restored by this small diversion I set about making up the spare bed and tidying the guest room, making sure to cover the bed with a throw as it is The cat Twiggy's favourite roosting place.

Winter curtains needed hanging, the tea try needed replenishing and a tin of cookies deployed in case our guest should get the munchies in the middle of the night.

By four in the afternoon I was shattered, dishevelled and in urgent need of a large Scotch and a hot shower before cooking our dinner.

During the course of this busy day I have hung several pictures, located some missing Christmas gifts, I bought them months ago and could not remember what they were or for whom they had been purchased.
I had sorted out my wardrobe which had become so muddled that it was taking hours to find things.
Fitted a new ironing board cover and changed the bathmats.

It is true that I could have left much of this work to my wonderful cleaning lady but even working, as she does at breakneck speed she finds it difficult to get round the house in the time she has. She is in great demand in the village and we are lucky to have her services at all.

Now it is time for another Scotch, and then bed. Both my wrists are strapped in neoprene braces and I suspect that I. shall need an extra dose of pain relief during the night.

Oh well, I have a good DVD to watch and plate of shortbread to much if sleep evades me. I would feel quite virtuous on account of all my hard work, if not for the fact that I only managed to do half of the tasks had set myself today.

Just between you and I, I think I shall let the dust settle for a day or two before tackling any more chores, As my old granny used to say, “Never put off till tomorrow, what you can leave till next week!”

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Quiet?




All around the garden and in the hedgerows the ivy is now in full flower, it's heady scent is everywhere filling the air with the smell of spice.
This afternoon while taking a turn around the garden I stood for a while beneath an old Hawthorn tree, almost leafless but with a few berries still clinging to it's lower twigs.Climbing thickly up the it's trunk and though it's branches an ivy, wound vigorously it's yellow flowers peppering the ground with tiny scented flowers as the breeze began to freshen.

Our village is a quiet one, and although a road runs through it the volume of traffic is small. and as I happily contemplated the wonderful difference between the amount of noise at our old home compared to that of the new; I became aware of a humming sound above my head:

In spite of the chilliness of the day the ivied canopy of the old Hawthorn was filled with insects, Wasps, Bees and Hover Flies all in search of the sweet nectar; a final orgy of feasting before the frosts of winter either kill, of enforce hibernation upon the tiny revellers:

I thought how wonderful it was to be able to hear the sound which had, for many years been lost to me in the incessant drone of London traffic and the screaming engines of planes landing and taking of at a nearby airport.

A small thing to be sure, but it is such small pleasures which make life in the countryside so sweet to me. The sound of a Blackbird rummaging in the leaf litter scratching about like a farmyard fowl. in it's quest for small grubs. The tell tale snoring of a Hedgehog sleeping away the winter months in the safety of the shelter which Pa and I built during the summer, and the croaking call of Pheasants in the bare wheat fields just below our cottage.

Such riches as these I had not thought to have again, and this makes them doubly precious. Standing in a whirl of falling leaves while watching the smoke from a dozen cottage chimneys caught by the freshening wind I saw a Wood Pigeon flying in a steep curve over the garden, suddenly it gave a snap of its wings and dropped into a rolling dive before dropping down to the ground to peck at some fallen apples.

There was something joyous in this playful rolling flight, as if the bird had carried out the manoeuvre for pure pleasure, and in that moment I knew exactly how it felt.

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN COOKIES



Today I made a start on the baking for Halloween, although it is still about ten days away the cookies which will be decorated with icing can safely be made now and stored in an air tight tin for up to six weeks.
Last year we were surprised by the number of children who called t sample our “treats” as we had only been loving in the village for a couple of months, luckily I had made plenty so we did not run out of goodies.
This year we expect an even greater turnout as word has spread among the children and many a hint has been dropped during the past week or two.
Today I began by baking three dozen Spooky Cookies in the shape of pumpkins and cats.

SPOOKY COOKIES
3 AND A HALF OZ BUTTER
12 OZ PLAIN FLOUR
1 TSPN BICARBONATE OF SODA
4 TABLESPOONS OF GOLDEN SYRUP
1 TSPN VANILLA EXTRACT
3 OZ CASTER SUGAR
1 EGG
Heat oven to 160
oC. Cover two baking sheets with non stick grease proofed paper and stand a tin of golden syrup in a pan of hot water.
Sift the flour and bicarbonate of soda in to a bowl and add the salt, then rub in the bitter to make a fine crumb mixture.
Measure the golden syrup in to a jug(it should be easy to measure if the syrup is hot) add the egg and the vanilla extract then beat well.
Stir the syrup liquid in to the flour mixture and work in to a smooth dough.
Chill for at east 30 minutes.

When chilled roll out on a floured board to about a quarter of an inch thick then form in to Halloween shapes using the cookie cutter of your choice.
Place on the prepared baking sheets and cook for between 10/12 minutes.

When the cookies are light golden brown cool on the trays for about five minutes then transfer to a cooking rack
When cold store in an air tight tin and decorate them at your leisure.


N.B. If you do not have shaped cutters cut circles and decorate with white icing. When dry paint on a skull face with black food colouring. Alternatively cut circles and then squash them slightly to form a pumpkin shape adding a small piece of the dough to make a stalk then decorate with orange icing.

Icing tips and pictures next week.  

Monday, 19 October 2015

OUCH!




The Collagen injection I had in my right hand abut a month ago has now worn off, and I boy do I know about it! A few weeks of blissful relief had lulled me in to a false sense of well-being and I am, once again in the grip of pain.
My left wrist, injected last week has not responded as well as the right, possibly due to the fact that it's condition is much worse, making it difficult to insert the needle between the bones…..yuk!

Still I can't complain, the lull did give me a chance to give my lovely garden a much needed tidy, and although there is still work to do it looks so much better for the attention.

Both my G.P and the boys have begged me to stop, but I am unable to resist the call of Autumn, the wonderful smell of a smoky bonfire and the satisfaction of a job well done. In fact the only way I will stop will be when someone else is digging...... my grave!

For now however I have been obliged to suspend operations until this flare up subsides a little.
On the 26th October I am to have some scans on both wrists and thumb joints, so no more injections until then. I wish it was tomorrow,
Meanwhile it's back to the Oromorph,the Codeine and the Diclomax for me, bum!

Getting the food ready for our Halloween party could prove difficult , and I suspect that the icing on my spooky cookies will be on the wobbly side. Hey Ho.

Still there are plenty of scary treats to be had, delicacies such as chocolate eyeballs, jelly spiders and so forth and I shall have to resort to these items if needs must.


The boys have offered to do some of the baking……….now that is scary!

Sunday, 18 October 2015

NEVER MIND THE SCOTCH MIST, TRY THE WELSH!




Having now lived in this most westerly part of Shropshire for over a year, I have come to know what it means when the hills to the west of our village are shrouded in low cloud. Curling and creeping down in to the valley it is white and dense, and from a distance looks both spectacular and not a little creepy.
Gloom descends and the effect upon the light is such that going outside is similar to entering a massive tent, indoors the lights are kept on all throughout the day. A rain coat is necessary when venturing outside as inside the cloud one gets very wet very quickly, without even realising it; it is also very chilly:
Apart from the occasional shrill call of alarm from a startled Blackbird there is little bird song, is if even they feel subdued by the half light.

Indoors however all is cosy, the fires burn brightly and the grey afternoons are perfect for a doze in a comfy armchair while pretending to read, and fooling one on at all!
By my big leather reclining chair close to the hearth place there is a small table, on which stands a tray of alcoholic beverages, Gin, Vodka, Port Wine, the dreaded Jack Daniels and my favourite, a bottle of single malt Whisky.
These keep company with home made liqueurs such s Damson Gin and Raspberry Vodka and make a cheery sight on a cold Autumn day.
Recently we discovered Welsh Whisky! Treated as a joke by some I have to tell you that it is as good, and better than many a Scotch, costing roughly the same as a decent single malt it is well worth trying.
On these dreary afternoons it has become my habit to treat myself to a Whisky and soda at around four thirty, when relaxed and comfortably puffing on my Shisha(.a marvellous invention) I have time to gird up my loins for the preparation of our evening meal.

Actually I ave up smoking a long time ago but when last year I was placed on a strict diet I felt that I needed something to get me though the long nights without sleep, which the pain of arthritis engenders. I tried the Shisha and found it good.
It stopped me from munching chocolates half the night and during the following six months I lost twenty four kilos and ten dress sizes, a minor miracle.

These days I find that I have little urge to eat chocolate although I must admit that I am still far too partial to fresh cream cakes!

Back to the point of this rather decadent blog!


Don't rule out Welsh Whisky when you next by a bottle of the good, and enjoy the lulling gardening and out door pursuits when the weather is inclement, relax with a glass of your favourite tipple and to hell with the Puritans!

Saturday, 17 October 2015

WHAT HAPPENED AT THEMEETING




Fragile is the word which best describes my state as a result of last nights siege with "The Bug" and I have been disinclined for any employment today.
I did manage to tackle a backlog of paperwork and do a bit of mending on the sewing machine, but that is all.

We have been agog to know what happened at last nights meeting and thankfully we did not have long to wait, as a neighbour who had been present called to give us the news.

It seems that the builder who has spent all week demolishing the sheltered bungalows did not have permission to do so! Having changed his mind about what type of property he was building he should have re applied for permission and this he failed to do.
As things stand he could be obliged to rebuild the bungalows he has just demolished to the same specifications, and at his own expense! Just recompense for the trouble he has caused in the village during the past week or two.

There is to be a meeting of the Parish Council to discuss matters, a meeting which I hope to attend, health permitting, when a course of action will be decided.
If he is allowed to continues to work on the site he must begin work no earlier than eight in the morning, and as we who live near the site have been literally bounce out of our beds by vibration and noise well before seven for the past two weeks, this was great news.`
Apart from this a number of restrictions as to the hight and size of the new houses are on the agenda, and at last questions are being asked as to why he was able to purchase the land in the first place.
One thing is certain the residents are very annoyed by the whole affair and will not be satisfied until satisfactory answers to their questions are forthcoming..

Another in the firing line is our Local Councillor, a highly visible lady who seems to spend most of her time being photographed by the local newspaper and making empty promises about such matters as the delayed arrival of Super Fast Broadband and none existent mobile phone signals!
Hot air and waffle are her specialities, unfortunately not unusual for someone in her position, still at least we all know what she looks like and so it is easier to avoid her, when she is canvassing!
Half way through October and the weather has turned cold, the wind has increased throughout the day and darkness fell early today.

Time for me to stoke up the fires, draw the curtains and settle down for a cosy night at home. I can think of nothing nicer.

Friday, 16 October 2015

RETURN OF THE BUG!





Those in favour of the houses want many more homes to be built all around the village as many of them are landowners who stand to make a good deal of money in selling part of their property to the developers, an equally deplorable stance.

I have seen what unfettered building can do to a small village and it is not good. The people who buy the houses work in town, they shop in town and they send their children to school either in town or to public school. They take no interest in the community and the village becomes little more than a dormitory.

Tomorrow, my son and I shall attend the meeting and even though we are aware that our opinions may not be popular we shall, none the less we shall voice our opinions on this tricky situation.

It is my view both standpoints currently being debated are short sighted and in supportable and I shall not flinch from saying so! Wish me luck.



Thursday, 15 October 2015

A VILLAGE DIVIDED





On the day before the meeting to discuss the new houses currently being built at the bottom of our lane I had occasion to speak to two people, both friends of mine and of each other, who are totally divided upon the subject.
Shorty before breakfast the local shop owner and former councillor called to deliver our coal and a lovely sundial purchased from his establishment, and after very kindly situating the sundial in our garden he joined us for coffee.

He is, it seems in favour of the new houses on the grounds that the village needs more homes. He told us that local builders will not build smaller properties as they find them difficult to sell and the profits are much smaller.
I was afraid that we might disagree completely until he told me that it was his opinion that the land, and the sheltered homes built on it should not have been sold in the first place; my own view exactly.

He would like to see many more houses built here, and here we do disagree. Already in our village there are several five plus bedroomed properties, many of which have been on the market for well over a year. This being the case why do we need more?

There are elderly people living in our village who have been on the housing list for a place in sheltered housing for up to five years, yet the housing trust who sold the land and the homes on it maintained that there was no longer any need for them in our community; a blatant untruth!

This is a common practice when Local Authorities and Housing Trusts wish to sell of land in their ownership. I have seen this happen many times and those who have read my previous blog entitled “Avie's Small World” will be familiar with my long battle with Hounslow Council, The Duke of Northumberland and his Estate Manger, to name but a few, in and effort to prevent such occurrences from happening near my last home.

Later in the day I encountered another neighbour and discovered that she takes the opposite view, to my visitor. She insists that no new houses of any sort should be built in the village, and while I deplore the ad hoc building of large expensive houses in rural areas, I do feel that there is a need for some new affordable housing for both young families, and sheltered housing for elderly people who wish to remain in the village they have lived in all their lives.

Recently the Local Authority refused permission for the building of twenty five of these mansion type properties in a field just outside the main village. The proposed site was not only prone to flooding but was in such a location that one of the finest views in the County would have been ruined if the build had gone ahead. Most applauded this decision, I was one of them. However since that time the same Authority have refused permission for two smaller developments of affordable properties on sites which presented no such difficulties. I wonder why?

The two sides represented by my friends are echoed throughout the village and the argument is becoming acrimonious.
Both of my friends asked me to attend the meeting tomorrow night and both expect me to take their part, a difficult situation since I agree with neither of them entirely.

Many of the people who oppose the building of new, smaller homes live in the grander houses in the village and are like myself retired. They do not want more children in the village, they do not want their elite little community sullied by houses less grand than their own and I consider this attitude deplorable.

Those in favour of the houses want many more homes to be built all around the village as many of them are landowners who stand to make a good deal of money in selling part of their property to the developers, an equally deplorable stance.

I have seen what unfettered building can do to a small village and it is not good. The people who buy the houses work in town, they shop in town and they send their children to school either in town or to public school. They take no interest in the community and the village becomes little more than a dormitory.

Tomorrow, my son and I shall attend the meeting and even though we are aware that our opinions may not be popular we shall, none the less we shall voice our opinions on this tricky situation.

It is my view both standpoints currently being debated are short sighted and in supportable and I shall not flinch from saying so! Wish me luck.


Wednesday, 14 October 2015

BUILDERS SHENANIGANS




Until recently a couple of rows of sheltered bungalows stood by the stream a little further down the lane. These bungalows had been empty for some years as the site on which they were built was prone to flooding.
Now why would anyone build homes for the elderly on a piece of ground know to flood at least once a year? A question asked by everyone in the village since the homes were built and to which there has been no satisfactory answer.

About three years ago, at great expense to local Community Charge payers, alterations were made to the drainage and the brook was dredged and its banks widened and when this was done the flooding stopped.
Did the local authority then refurbish these perfectly sound little bungalows? No they did not!
Instead they sold them and the land on which they stood to a local builder, who intended, he said, to build six three bedroomed houses for young local couples to purchase at affordable prices and some small bungalows for the elderly.

The bulldozers moved in and on the very day that the demolition began we discovered that the plans had been changed. Instead of six small affordable homes ,three five bedroomed houses were to be erected, high end properties for wealth types who fancy a country retreat!

Well of course most of the village is up in arms as there is a real shortage of affordable housing to rent or buy in this pretty village, incidentally there is also a shortage of sheltered housing now that the bungalows have gone.
This is not the first time such an event has taken place and one must assume that the Local Authority is complicit in this change of plan, since without council consent the new build could not take place.
Recently, the same Local Authority who have allowed the plan to go ahead ,declared themselves firmly against such developments in rural communities and pledged that in future all new builds would be of the small affordable type and would be in keeping with the architecture of the villages concerned. So, what happened? Well take a wild guess.

Corruption in high places is endemic in our society, one only has to examine the happenings at FIFA headquarters in recent years to observe that the perpetrators no longer feel the need to disguise their doings, often carrying out breathtaking acts of fraud in plain sight.

Disgusted by this blatant volte face the villagers have called an emergency meeting to discuss the matter, but in the meant time the work goes on.shenanigans

Tuesday, 13 October 2015

WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID






Today was punctuated by a visit to see my G.P. a very efficient chap to be sure, but with an unfortunate manner. Many villagers prefer to visit his wife, the other partner in the practice who is rather more sympathetic than her brusque spouse.
Not being of a nervous disposition and well able to hold my own, I continue to see him because, quite frankly it is easier to get an appointment with him than with her! Take from this fact what you will.

My visit today was for collagen injections in to my left thumb. I had the right thumb injected three weeks ago and the benefits are enormous, however with scans to both thumbs pending it seems likely that surgery may be needed to correct the arthritis which is worsening rapidly.

One thing came out of the visit which was unexpected and rather wonderful. For most of my life I have earned at least a part of my income by the production of various Arts and Crafts, sadly over the past few years my condition has meant that I have been unable to work with my hands and the frustration that this engenders is considerable.

With a mind full of projects but without the ability to carry them out I frequently find myself raging against my useless hands it has seemed as if the part of my life was over.
Today I learned that there are computer devices that allow one to draw without the need for a stylus, they work by simply touching the screen! This would enable me to draw again and to design as well as before, it's amazing.

Needless to say I shall be looking into the possibilities and shall let you know my conclusions. Being as it were a child in the field of technology I shall enlist my son's help with the project, as soon as he finishes the book he is working on at the moment. I really am quite excited about the possibilities of this form of working and an impatient to try it out.

My G.P. recommended a visit to the Apple Shop I Birmingham, a tall order for me as I find travelling difficult. However in this instance I think a taxi might be warranted, after all, if it works it could change my life…….fingers crossed!




Monday, 12 October 2015

WORK IN PROGRESS






The fine Autumn weather is holding, making up in some measure for the diabolically wet and windy August which we suffered here in the Welsh Marches. There is a chance now to put the garden to bed for the winter and we are making the most of it believe me.

Twelve years of neglect have cause what were once pretty shrubberies to evolve in to tangled, over grown weed traps, infested with the dreaded Cleavers and the invasive ground Elder. We are dealing with this problem in as sensitive a way as possible as, of course these bosky places are wonderful habitat for birds, bugs and small mammals.
It would be wonderful to be able to leave thee little wildernesses intact, unfortunately the overgrowth is causing many of the bushed to die back. Smaller flowering shrubs, beloved of bees and other insects are dying through lack of light, and so rampant Laurel, Rhododendron and Pitisphorum need to be thinned out and topped to allow light to penetrate the canopy.

We shall do this in stages to minimise the disruption and have taken care to ensure that the work is carried out at the correct time of year, in order to leave nesting birds in peace during the summer months, and create as little disturbance as possible to our resident hedgehog population in the late Autumn and winter.

Through out the village similar work is in progress and the air is filled with the fragrant scent of garden bonfires by day, and by night wood smoke from the log fires which almost everyone in the village seems to have.

With such a bumper crop of apples, puddings made with fruit are a daily treat, so here is a cheats recipe for a delicious Tarte Tatane.

I Pack of All Butter Puff Pastry
6 Sweet desert Apples...red look best.
2 oz butter
2oz granulated sugar
A few elderberries or a pinch of cinnamon.

Grease an oblong pie dish and set oven to 200C.
Peel and thinly slice the apples, then melt the butter in a large frying pan and add the apple slices.
Cook the apples until the have softened slightly then add the sugar and allow it co caramelise.
Remove the pan from the heat and tip the apples with the syrup in to the pie dish.
Cover with the ready rolled pastry and bake for 30 mins.
Remove from the oven and while the pie is still hot turn it out on to a flat plate so that is is served upside down
Serve with fresh cream, Home made vanilla custard of vanilla iced cream.

The same fruit mixture cane be topped with crumble mix to make a Toffee Apple Crumble…..children love it.


Sunday, 11 October 2015

A PERFECT AUTUMN DAY

At the end of a perfect Autumn day, I find myself tired but very, very happy. Pa and I spent a large part of the afternoon picking some of the enormous apple crop with which our village has been blessed this year.
Sweet red apples with pink flesh, so pretty, huge even redder apples, again very sweet filled a large basket very quickly.
Cooking apples of various sorts, some small and very sharp others more mellow and full of juice and all wonderfully fresh and free from pesticides.

A neighbour of ours has bought an apple press, an odd thing to do since he has no apple trees on his property. We have been supplying his needs on a daily basis, I hope he remembers us when the cider he is making has matured.

Pa and I managed between us to re- site a large stone bird bath this afternoon. Typically the people who were here before us had set it slap bang in the middle of the front lawn, not aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Worse than this however is the fact that the birds which used it had no cover nearby to protect them from predators. Every morning this week a Sparrow Hawk has barrelled through the garden taking each time a small bird, even my doves have been taken by this beautiful but deadly predator.

Now sited at the edge of the lawn in a small recess with over head cover the birds will be able to drink and bath in safety. It would be a pity to loose all my grey doves just when I have erected a dove cote (a gift from Pa” for their especial use.

It seems that we now have four cats, the two new comers are a gorgeous black Tom cat and a very pretty tortoiseshell female so much like our cat Twiggy that it can be difficult to tell them apart.

I expect that their will be ructions between the new cats and our original two before things settle down. So much for the quiet life….Hey Hoe!

Saturday, 10 October 2015

LAZY AVIE

It seems like an age since my last blog. I have sat down to write on numerous occasions only to fall asleep at the key board, not a practice I would recommend!
The problem has been partly due to the amount of pain relief I am obliged to take these days.
For several months after my knee replacement last march I was obliged to resort to massive amounts of the stuff, then just when the pain of surgery began to subside a rapid worsening of the arthritis in my wrists and thumb joints necessitated the use of Morphine.
This combined with my other tablets made it almost impossible to remain awake when seated and the house reverberated to the sound of heavy snoring…..from some every unlikely places, I even managed to fall asleep on the loo!

Two weeks ago in desperation I saw my G.P. and he recommended collagen injections and this has transformed my life. The sound of stertorous snoring has ceased and I am myself again….almost!

During the summer much has been done to the garden and parts of the house overgrown shrubberies have been tamed and awful curtains replaced with more tasteful ones. The fire in the drawing room has been fixed and now we are snuggled up and ready for winter.
I now have a really good gardener to do the rough work but I still find it odd to see someone else working in my garden and would much prefer to do the work myself.
In two weeks time we shall attend the Annual Village Pumpkin Feste and we have a very creditable entry of our own. I very much doubt if it is the largest in the village but I do hope to win the prize for the prettiest pumpkin, it really is a beauty.
Beans and tomatoes have been plentiful as have salads and we have plenty of winter vegetables such as leeks, kale and cabbages to come.

Our dessert apples won first prize at the Local Garden Show and we had several second prizes for other fruit and veg. So as you see things are getting slowly back to normal at last.

It has been a wonderful year in many ways, living once more in the countryside is wonderful and I still can't believe we are really here, nor shall I ever be able to thank my dear son for making all of this possible.
During the year his books have been selling very well and he now has a very large fan base. He still gets nervous before every book launch but that is the toll every writer pays for the pleasure of doing the job he loves.
I hope now to be able to write at least a couple of times a week in future to record the joys and woes of our ordinary lives, we shall see.